Daydream

Whenever I day dream,
and day dream I do,
in my secret garden,
I day dream of you.

I day dream of you,
in a faraway land;
embracing me tight
and holding my hand.

Holding my hand,
and touching my face.
Just you and me,
in this peaceful place.

In this peaceful place
a pristine river flows.
Where the unicorns run,
a breeze always blows.

A breeze always blows
and sings of a song;
our love in a place
where you're never gone.

Where you're never gone
is as it would seem,
from dusk until dawn,
whenever I day dream.

And whenever I day dream,
and day dream I do,
in my secret garden,
I day dream of you.

How to deal with Dutch people (7)

Mills are inevitable.

Already in the mood?

Al een beetje in de stemming? X-mas party!

How to deal with Dutch people (6)

A Hollander is always right and he knows it. With this in mind it is very easy to cope with most Hollanders. If you ever get in an argument with a Hollander, tell him he was absolutely right and that you now realize how wrong you were. Now he will go crazy: Since you're a foreigner, you can never be right. You agree with him, therefore he couldn't be right. Impossible. He's a Hollander. But…then…he…Now is the time to take a step back and observe how the Hollander will try to strangle himself with a tulip.

Axes of Evil

Don't say I didn't warn you... U bent gewaarschuwd ...
http://www.flaaf.be

Wijsheid

Denk geen kwaad, zie geen kwaad, hoor geen kwaad - en die roman wordt nooit een besteller...

How to deal with Dutch people (5)

Don't make holes in the dikes. Such behaviour is commonly disapproved and in extreme cases it can get you stoned by wooden shoes. But feel free to put your finger in the dike if you feel the urge. It will at least get you a few laughs from the natives.

Lekker bakje koffie

And my favourite Canadian coffee is: French Vanilla http://www.timhortons.com/en/index.html

The killer-dress is back!

Today I was happily surprised by receiving a special delivery package from Canada, containing a.o. a brand new silk black dress, exact the one I lost while moving my clothes from one place to the other. Thank you Donovan, for making it possible!
http://www.shopsquareone.com/stores.asp?store=247&store_name=Femme_de_Carriere
http://www.femmedecarriere.com/

Ff swingen

Montell Jordan - This Is How We Do It


Zo doen we dat! And it isn't Fridaynight yet...

How to deal with Dutch people (4)

Don't buy wooden shoes. They will look completely ridiculous. Which is the reason they will try to sell them to you. A Hollander himself would not want to be found dead wearing them.(Preferably a Hollander doesn't want to be found dead at all).

Sinterklaas

De Goedheiligman heeft het niet altijd even makkelijk....

Glimlach

Chirurg tegen collega:"Dacht je dat JIJ problemen had? Morgen moet ik een advocaat opereren die gespecialiseerd is in medische fouten."

http://www.lsa.nl/
http://www.makemyday.eu/letselschade/

Sacrifice

Voor mijn allerliefste Pookje, in dierbare herinnering.

Nog eens de tandarts

Made my choice. I have chosen the cheapest one.... Knalgroene stoel, en peuteren op salsa-muziek!
http://forum.freeadvice.com/medical-health-care-malpractice-72/dentist-hell-191701.html